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Tiger Woods announced today that he is taking an indefinite break from golf to ‘focus [his] attention on being a better husband, father, and person’.

So was his wife upset because he was spending too much time away from home playing golf?

El País nos cuenta en su artículo “La hora del ‘orgullo gordo’”, que la autora del libro “Salud en todas las tallas”, que dice que ‘hay que combatir mitos como el de que no se puede estar saludable siendo gordo’, se llama Dra. Bacon.

Today I learned that  “<3″ means “love” because it looks like a heart if you tilt your head to the right.

What a relief. I was tilting my head to the left as with most emoticons, and I thought it meant “penis and testicles”.

Now all those emails and blog posts make a lot more sense!

She cried a river till
desembocar en la boca
of he who
lloraba a mares

Heard today on BBC Radio 4 at around 9.50am by James, about Roman Polanski:

The five-foot Pole you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.

It’s hard to deny something that has not happened, and almost impossible to deny something you haven’t done.

The Telegraph reports (via Slashdot): “MoD ‘how to stop leaks’ document is leaked“.

The Defence Manual of Security [...] 2,400-page restricted document has found its way on to Wikileaks.

By J.M. Ambrose, house mate.

Ironing: A private humiliation in preparation for a public triumph.

Who had the brilliant idea of using the universal sign of “Stop, don’t come here” as the logo for Madrid’s bid to host the Olympic Games in 2016? Why not the Vulcan hand sign?

Gallardón (Madrid's mayor), with the Spanish delegation, in Barajas | Efe