April 26th, 2010
At Barajas Airport, Spain, the lady at the till frowns and asks “That sandwich’s all you are having, right?”.
At Luton Airport, England, the guy at the till asks “How can I help you?” and smiles when you approach him with a sandwich.
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April 21st, 2010
Café Rouge in Oxford presents itself as a French restaurant with a “Prix Fixe” menu. In the mains section we find:
- Saucisses de Porc with herb mash and thyme jus
- Beignets de Cabillaud (Deep fried cod goujons served with French fries and remoulade sauce)
That is, bangers and mash, and fish and chips. One cannot get more British pub food than that.
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April 5th, 2010
Here is a New York’s Correction department van sporting the motto “New York’s Boldest”.
But isn’t that going to encourage the felons, if you call them “bold”?
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March 29th, 2010
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March 28th, 2010
Extremely long brush, extremely long lashes
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March 27th, 2010
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March 3rd, 2010
Religion is much easier to understand if you replace ‘I believe’ by ‘I really really wish’.
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February 22nd, 2010
Intellectual snobs without a social site profile, blog or homepage, beware:
If it doesn’t exist on the Internet, it doesn’t exist, therefore you don’t think.
(Goldsmith on Descartes.)
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February 15th, 2010
Si tu trabajo no te llena, hazte cocinero.
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February 14th, 2010
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