A certain lady by the name of Elvira decided to post in her blog a description of her first acquaintance with onanism. The act itself is quite mundane, but the circumstances cannot be indiferent to a Computer Scientist.
I cannot remember my exact age [at that time], but let it be 20. Approximately at 3am I was in my living room [...] when I decided to take advantage of my wakefulness to leaf through an object oriented language programming manual [...].
I shall not go into detail or easy jokes about digital technology, but the bottom line is that she obviously enjoyed her C++ experience much better than I did back at university. Besides, it is worth mentioning the first comment to her post, for its contribution to the big picture perspective:
Hi. Masturbation is fine… But shagging is good for meeting people, isn’t it?
